{"id":2162,"date":"2014-04-14T22:55:05","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T20:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2014-04-14T22:57:03","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T20:57:03","slug":"wilhelms-busch-konferenz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/?p=2162","title":{"rendered":"Wilhelms Busch-Konferenz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nach dem Verfassen des vorhergehenden Artikels fiel mir auf, da\u00df selbst Wilhelm Busch schon irgendetwas geahnt haben mu\u00df. Hier seine Variante:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2164\" alt=\"Konferenz1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz1.jpg\" width=\"774\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz1.jpg 774w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz1-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 774px) 100vw, 774px\" \/><\/a>Die Provider, welche gierig,<br \/>\nverlegen Flatrate-Fallen tierisch.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2165\" alt=\"Konferenz2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz2.jpg\" width=\"752\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz2.jpg 752w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz2-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/>Der Ober-Taxihahn der kr\u00e4ht:<br \/>\n&#8222;Nehmt Handy und gackert fr\u00fch bis sp\u00e4t!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2166\" alt=\"Konferenz3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz3.jpg\" width=\"729\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz3.jpg 729w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz3-300x134.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 729px) 100vw, 729px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Schnell das Handy in die Taschen,<br \/>\nsonst k\u00f6nnt\u00b4s ein and\u00b4rer noch erhaschen<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2167\" alt=\"Konferenz4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz4.jpg\" width=\"756\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz4.jpg 756w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz4-300x128.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px\" \/><\/a>Wenn nach oben steh\u00b4n die Schw\u00e4nz,<br \/>\ndann ist das eine Konferenz.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2168\" alt=\"Konferenz5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz5.jpg\" width=\"746\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz5.jpg 746w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz5-300x135.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 746px) 100vw, 746px\" \/><\/a>Huch! Ich komme nicht mehr los<br \/>\nund ich geh\u00b4 hoch &#8211; Was tu\u00b4 ich blo\u00df?!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2170\" alt=\"Konferenz7\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz7.jpg\" width=\"711\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz7.jpg 711w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz7-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 711px) 100vw, 711px\" \/><\/a>Was bleibt \u00fcbrig von den Witzen,<br \/>\nwenn die Str\u00e4nge sich verfitzen?!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2163\" alt=\"Konferenz8\" src=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz8.jpg\" width=\"766\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz8.jpg 766w, http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Konferenz8-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 766px) 100vw, 766px\" \/><\/a>Wird die Flatrate teurer aber,<br \/>\nist\u00b4s\u00a0 bald aus mit dem Gelaber.<\/p>\n<p>Recht hat er, der Wilhelm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nach dem Verfassen des vorhergehenden Artikels fiel mir auf, da\u00df selbst Wilhelm Busch schon irgendetwas geahnt haben mu\u00df. Hier seine Variante: Die Provider, welche gierig, verlegen Flatrate-Fallen tierisch. Der Ober-Taxihahn der kr\u00e4ht: &#8222;Nehmt Handy und gackert fr\u00fch bis sp\u00e4t!&#8220; Schnell &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/?p=2162\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2176,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions\/2176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.taxiblog-dresden.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}